I am a criminal.

So here’s a short series of events showcasing a combination of how inept the Chicago government is and how bad my luck is:

While running some errands in my local area, I park my motorbike in front of a Chase bank…slid sideways in front of a car lined up between a parking meter and a bus stop zone.  I go inside to deposit some checks. Since these checks are international, and since Chase hasn’t figured out